THE THING I NEVER WANTED TO DO

As of right now I am looking up how to give your dog an enema. I never thought that would be my life but sad to say it is. I don't like the dog enough for this but what choice do I have. The stupid animal in question is crying when you touch his tail. He almost took Parker's hand off when Parker grabbed it today. (lucky I was standing right there and grabbed the dogs neck) So his tail hurts his butt hurts he wont sit down and he cant poop. That leave me with three choices. Let it work out on it own (literally) give him a stupid enema and see if it helps or pay like 300.00 and take him to the vet. I have done the waiting for three days now and the vet is the last thing I want to try so it looks like I and by "I" I mean Devin will go where you just shouldn't go. I hope that the stupid thing did not eat one of Parker's toys or something and it is stuck in there. If he has to have surgery I might consider putting him down. spending 1000.00 plus for surgery on a dog is not what I want to do. I know this sounds heartless but It is his own fault if he would stop eating everything he sees he would not be in the mess. And it is not like I leave things all over the floor for him to eat. If you have every come to our house It is picked up all the time first because I don't like a mess and second because of our stupid dog and his love of all thing edible and nonedible. He sneeks and gos in for the grab of anything when he thinks I am not looking. I guess we will try the enema I would take pictures and post but I dont think any one wants to see this one. I will write and let you know how it gos. So this is my day.